This looked wacky

wilderness 4 PM You parry a sword spider's slice and retaliate with lightning quickness! Your slice DISMEMBERS a sword spider! You dodge a sword spider's slice. You dodge a sword spider's slice. Your slice DISMEMBERS a sword spider! A sword spider parries your cut. A sword spider parries your slice. Your cut DISMEMBERS a sword spider! Your slice misses a sword spider. A sword spider is gushing blood. wilderness 4 PM war You grunt softly. A sword spider is gushing blood. wilderness 4 PM You parry a sword spider's slice. A sword spider's kick misses you. A wood-elf guard screams and attacks you! You parry a wood-elf guard's hit. You parry a wood-elf guard's hit. A wood-elf guard screams and attacks you! You dodge a wood-elf guard's hit. You parry a wood-elf guard's hit. You dodge a wood-elf guard's hit. You parry a wood-elf guard's hit and return an attack of your own. Your slice DISMEMBERS a wood-elf guard! You parry a wood-elf guard's hit. A sword spider dodges your slice. A sword spider dodges your cut. Your slice DISMEMBERS a sword spider! A sword spider is gushing blood. Why would wood-elf guards assist the sword spiders?