Parting blow (or the equivalent) funness

You attempt to flee, but the tentacles drag you back down. A pond anemone's drowning MUTILATES you! You attempt to flee, but the tentacles drag you back down. A pond anemone's drowning MUTILATES you! You attempt to flee, but the tentacles drag you back down. A pond anemone's drowning MUTILATES you! You attempt to flee, but the tentacles drag you back down. A pond anemone's drowning maims you! You attempt to flee, but the tentacles drag you back down. A pond anemone's drowning MUTILATES you! You attempt to flee, but the tentacles drag you back down. A pond anemone's drowning EVISCERATES you! You sure are BLEEDING! PANIC! You couldn't escape! You sure are BLEEDING! You attempt to flee, but the tentacles drag you back down. A pond anemone's drowning MUTILATES you! You sure are BLEEDING! PANIC! You couldn't escape! A pond anemone's drowning MUTILATES you! You sure are BLEEDING! PANIC! You couldn't escape! A pond anemone's drowning MUTILATES you! You sure are BLEEDING! You attempt to flee, but the tentacles drag you back down. A pond anemone's drowning EVISCERATES you! You have been KILLED!! Bleh, wimpy brought me down from 50% to 0% in one round. Intentionally? There was no way I could have escaped after the first round brought me below wimpy levels...