Inn Bouncers being stupid

<100%hp 100%m 78%mv 7868tnl (6.33%)> Alyr yells 'Die, Targak, you sorcerous dog!' A dwarf bouncer yells 'There will be no fighting in the bar, Targak!' A dwarf bouncer's crush maims Targak! Targak utters the words, 'yazfuz yucandus'. Alyr is surrounded by a pink outline. Alyr MUTILATES Targak! <100%hp 100%m 78%mv 7868tnl (6.33%)> Alyr's slash devastates Targak! The gods protect Targak. A dwarf bouncer's crush misses Targak. <100%hp 100%m 78%mv 7868tnl (6.33%)> whoi tar A winged morosa demon has arrived. An earth elemental has arrived. An earth elemental fades into existence. <100%hp 100%m 78%mv 7868tnl (6.33%)> [30 Human Con] Targak the Inceptor of the Astral <100%hp 100%m 78%mv 7868tnl (6.33%)> A winged morosa demon mutters mad profanities from the Abyss. An earth elemental's crush DISMEMBERS a dwarf bouncer! An earth elemental brings down its foot with a tremendous stomp! An earth elemental makes the earth tremble and shiver. An earth elemental's earthquake misses Alyr. The gods protect you from an earth elemental. An earth elemental's earthquake misses a dwarf bouncer. An earth elemental's earthquake EVISCERATES Olin the Innkeeper! The gods protect Targak. A dwarf bouncer's crush DISMEMBERS Targak! A dwarf bouncer's crush EVISCERATES Targak! Olin the Innkeeper's slice EVISCERATES an earth elemental! Olin the Innkeeper's slice EVISCERATES an earth elemental! <100%hp 100%m 78%mv 7868tnl (6.33%)> A winged morosa demon mutters mad profanities from the Abyss. Alyr's slash MUTILATES Targak! Alyr's stab maims Targak! The gods protect Targak. A dwarf bouncer's kick DISMEMBERS Targak! Olin the Innkeeper's slice DISMEMBERS an earth elemental! Olin the Innkeeper's slice MUTILATES an earth elemental! <100%hp 100%m 78%mv 7868tnl (6.33%)> Targak leaves west. Targak has fled! <100%hp 100%m 78%mv 7868tnl (6.33%)> A winged morosa demon has left. An earth elemental has left. <100%hp 100%m 78%mv 7868tnl (6.33%)> l earth You do not see that here. <100%hp 100%m 78%mv 7868tnl (6.33%)> w The Feasting Tables [Exits: north east south] A hulking tower of ore and earth squats here on three great legs. (Red Aura) A horned demon sits here grinning, its wings arched above its head. (Red Aura) Targak is here. (Gold Aura) A very large storm giant stands eyeing the crowd for troubles. Squat and fat, with a tray stacked with food, a server rushes about with a turkey leg stuck in his mouth. [Exits: north east south] (Pink Aura) (Gold Aura) Alyr is here. A hulking tower of ore and earth squats here on three great legs. (Red Aura) A horned demon sits here grinning, its wings arched above its head. (Red Aura) Targak is here. (Gold Aura) A very large storm giant stands eyeing the crowd for troubles. Squat and fat, with a tray stacked with food, a server rushes about with a turkey leg stuck in his mouth. <100%hp 100%m 77%mv 7868tnl (6.33%)> A winged morosa demon snarls with rage and bounds towards Alyr and attacks! Alyr yells 'Help! I'm being attacked by a winged morosa demon!' A winged morosa demon's slice DISMEMBERS Alyr! <100%hp 100%m 77%mv 7868tnl (6.33%)> Alyr blinks a few times. <100%hp 100%m 77%mv 7868tnl (6.33%)> Alyr's slash devastates a winged morosa demon! Alyr's stab mauls a winged morosa demon. The gods protect a winged morosa demon. A large bar bouncer yells 'There will be no fighting in the bar, Alyr!' A large bar bouncer's crush DISMEMBERS Alyr! A large bar bouncer's crush DISMEMBERS Alyr! A large bar bouncer's crush DISMEMBERS Alyr! A large bar bouncer's crush DISMEMBERS Alyr! Alyr is DEAD!! Alyr's head is shattered, and his brains splash all over you.